{"id":1703,"date":"2012-07-10T20:21:14","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T20:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astraea.net\/blog\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2012-07-10T20:21:14","modified_gmt":"2012-07-10T20:21:14","slug":"sitcom-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/sitcom-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Sitcom Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How can a sitcom (like The Big Bang Theory) facilitate communion with god? Well, &#8230;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/chucklorre.com\/index-bbt.php?p=263\">CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #263<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>ME: I believe that watching tonight&#8217;s show might constitute a spiritual experience.<br \/>\nYOU: That&#8217;s a pretty bold statement. How do you figure?<\/p>\n<p>ME: Glad you asked. Since the concept of past and future is entirely man-made (ask any other living creature about past and future and all you&#8217;ll get is a dumb, non-comprehending stare), then it follows that if there is a god, a unifying spirit of the universe, be it &#8220;intelligent&#8221; or simply a pervasively unifying quantum particle sort of deal, then the present, &#8220;the constantly unfolding now,&#8221; is the only possible place it can exist. Which brings me to my bold assertion: If you laughed at any time during tonight&#8217;s show, you had to be paying attention. If you were paying attention it means you were, for that moment, in &#8220;the now&#8221; &#8212; the same place as the previously mentioned pervasive, unifying quantum particle we, as a species, enjoy worshipping and committing genocide over. Ergo, you had a spiritual experience.<\/p>\n<p>YOU: Assuming you&#8217;re right, so what?<\/p>\n<p>ME: So what?! This is huge! If a simple sitcom can lead to communion with the eternal, then I can make a case for my work having religious significance. Next step&#8230; The Church of Chuckology and a tax break! Ooh, maybe even a sleepy little burg in Florida I can call my own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How can a sitcom (like The Big Bang Theory) facilitate communion with god? Well, &#8230; CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #263 ME: I believe that watching tonight&#8217;s show might constitute a spiritual experience. YOU: That&#8217;s a pretty bold statement. How do you figure? ME: Glad you asked. Since the concept of past and future is entirely man-made &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/sitcom-church\/\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sitcom Church<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-philosophy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4hwcd-rt","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1704,"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/1704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.astraea.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}