It was late in the evening. I had nearly forgotten that I was going to read to the boys.\u00a0 So,\u00a0 I ran upstairs and into their room.<\/p>\n
I lay down next to Jaz and before I could look at the book, was attacked by a powerful aroma.\u00a0 The foul stench of special naughty boy fluff filled the air. “Oh my god what is that stink.?!!”<\/p>\n
Well, Rick nonchalantly nodded his head to admit that the contribution was his, and continued to read the Beano.<\/p>\n
I looked over at him. “Hey dude, that is rank and malordorous!\u00a0 What’s the story?\u00a0 How come you can put up with that?!”<\/p>\n
Then I realised. “Oh, you’ve got a cold, so your nose is stuffed an you can’t smell a thing.\u00a0 Well, let me tell you it is powerful, it is nuclear, it is an atombomb! Jaz, how can you survive?”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know.”<\/p>\n
“Can you smell it?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah”<\/p>\n
“Is it bad?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah.\u00a0 It’s pretty bad.\u00a0 But I’m covering my nose”<\/p>\n
So, I turned back to the perpetrator.\u00a0 “You know, that really is like a nuclear bomb.\u00a0 I mean you have no idea what’s happening to us.\u00a0 You’re just sitting a million miles away from the fall out zone so you don’t care.\u00a0 Ah well, thankfully its only a powerful cloud of gas, rather than an atom bomb.\u00a0 Well Jaz, watch out he’s probably gonna drop another before he goes to sleep.\u00a0 After all he has no idea how bad it is and nuclear bombs come in twos!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It was late in the evening. I had nearly forgotten that I was going to read to the boys.\u00a0 So,\u00a0 I ran upstairs and into their room. I lay down next to Jaz and before I could look at the book, was attacked by a powerful aroma.\u00a0 The foul stench of special naughty boy fluff …
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